I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality
Imagine Armin trying to act all manly and dominant when doing the do with Annie, but a little nuzzle to the neck and a light nip to the ear send this cute dork into submissive mode in less than a second.
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you